:: Dirty Joke

Joke Name*:	mary and the pin
Joke Type*:	Dirty Joke
Joke*:	johnny and mary are in school and mary is asleep..the teacher goes to mary and asks"mary who is the father of jesus"? johnny sits behind mary and not wanting her to get in trouble he sticks a pin in her to wake her up,mary jums up and says"good god"! "very good mary" says the teacher,mary settles back down to sleep and a few minutes later the tacher comes back to mary and says "mary,who was born in a stable on christmas eve"? johnny sticks the pin in her again and she jumps uo and says"jesus christ"!"excellent mary"!says the teaccher,mary goes back to sleep again and for the third time the teacher asks mary"what did eve say to adam after giving birth to their 13th child"? johnny again sticks the pin into her,mary jumos up and s! ays,"if you stick that thing into me once more i'll snap it in half"
Adult Joke?(not for kids)*:	No
Submitter's Name:	clo.xxx

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