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Saturday, February 28, 2009
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their are these three guys the chiniese minister the king of tiland and the president.now their flying over china and the chinies minister drops an orange an they say "wydya do that?""cas i love my country now their flying over tiland and the king of tiland drops and apple and they say "wydya do that?" "cas i love my country" now thair at the united states and the president drops a bomb and they say "wydya do that?" "cas i love my country" now their back at china and theres this kid crying and they asked "wya crying??" "cas a orange fell frome the sky and hit me on the head" now their back at tiland and theres this old ladie crying and they say "wya crying?" "cas an apple fell frome the sky and hit me on the head"now their back at the united states and theres this big fat kid laughing his butt off and they said"whats so funny!?" "because i farted and the building behind me blew up!!!"
3 blondes are trapped on an island, and they want to get to the island across the water. One of the blondes finds a magic lamp and rubs it. The genie comes out and says "I grant you 3 wishes!" The first blonde says "I wish I was 10 times smarter than I am right now!" So the genie grants her wish, and she builds a boat and sails across. The second blonde says "I wish I was 100 times smarter than I am right now!" So the genie grants her wish, and she builds a plane and flys across. The third blonde says "I wish I was 1000 times smarter than those other two put together!" The genie grants her wish, and she turns into a brunette and walks across the bridge.
According to Golf.com, golfer John Daly now says that whole incident at a North Carolina Hooters could have been avoided if only his friends had known that when he’s tired, stressed and drunk he tends to sleep with eyes open. Sort of like someone in a coma. Upon hearing this former Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin admitted that she to suffers from the same affliction. In fact, she confessed that she was asleep during the entire Katie Couric interview
Cheap Dad A Son asked his father, Dad when I was young why didn't you ever buy me any toys? I mean, not one! The cheap Dad thinks about the garbage truck pickup every Thursday for many years and answers Son, don't you remember every week you would hear beeping and clanking early in the morning? The son answers "yes" Well said the dad it's not my fault you were too lazy to get up and play with the giant robot I bought you.
A blond, a brunette, and a red head all jumped off a building. the brunette hit first, the red hed hit second. What happend to the blond?
She stoped and asked for directions
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