| Joke Name*: | Ghadafi |
| Joke Type*: | General Joke |
| Joke*: | I hear Ghadafi's body double is out of a job today. No he wasn't fired, in fact Mohamar begged him to stay. And he didn't even give two weeks notice. The workforce these days - but hey, ya gotta move on. |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | N. Jest |
| Joke Name*: | Fat Chick In An Accident |
| Joke Type*: | Fat Joke |
| Joke*: | A fat chick got in an accident. Her car rolled several times. By the time the paramedics got there, the fat chick had died. When the investigators got done with anaylizing the scene, they got a statement from a witness that there were a total of 32 rolls. The paramedics asked how they knew how many times the car rolled. The witness said Oh! how many times the car rolled, i thought you said how many carb rolls. |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | PunMasterFlex |
| Joke Name*: | ? |
| Joke Type*: | General Joke |
| Joke*: | What does a bee eat for breakfast? Honey NUT Cheerios! |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | Jennifer |
| Joke Name*: | marshmallows |
| Joke Type*: | General Joke |
| Joke*: | what are marshmallows filed under at the library? the dewery gooey decimal system |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | susan |
| Joke Name*: | Ugly woman |
| Joke Type*: | Insulting Joke |
| Joke*: | She must apply her makeup with a chain saw! |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | Da Buzz |
| Joke Name*: | Ugly woman |
| Joke Type*: | Insulting Joke |
| Joke*: | She must apply her makeup with a chain saw! |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | Da Buzz |
| Joke Name*: | mary and the pin |
| Joke Type*: | Dirty Joke |
| Joke*: | johnny and mary are in school and mary is asleep..the teacher goes to mary and asks"mary who is the father of jesus"? johnny sits behind mary and not wanting her to get in trouble he sticks a pin in her to wake her up,mary jums up and says"good god"! "very good mary" says the teacher,mary settles back down to sleep and a few minutes later the tacher comes back to mary and says "mary,who was born in a stable on christmas eve"? johnny sticks the pin in her again and she jumps uo and says"jesus christ"!"excellent mary"!says the teaccher,mary goes back to sleep again and for the third time the teacher asks mary"what did eve say to adam after giving birth to their 13th child"? johnny again sticks the pin into her,mary jumos up and s! ays,"if you stick that thing into me once more i'll snap it in half" |
| Adult Joke?(not for kids)*: | No |
| Submitter's Name: | clo.xxx |
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